It's pretty simple, really: you're looking for a no-frills, straightforward waterproof pant that doesn't make you look like a goober. You're not alone. Ride created the Men's Madrone Pant for riders just like you. The slim fit means you won't look like your mom dressed you, but its not so skinny that it looks like its painted on. Beyond aesthetics, the waterproof and breathable construction means that you'll stay dry from dumping snow to spring slush, and the mesh lined inner thigh vents let you blow off some steam when you start heating up. It features Ride's ACT1 liner, which means it has light insulation in the knees and backside, but still light enough to be comfortable on spring days.